Swearing on God's Holy Campus

Today I locked my keys in my running vehicle while my puppy was inside with the lights and windshield wipers on.  I then had to wait an hour and a half for the tow truck to arrive while I stood outside in the pouring rain wearing a dress and no jacket and then paid the man $60 to spend 30 seconds popping open my door.  It was the worst ever and I spent much of that time stomping around my deserted former college campus swearing loudly.  I'm sure God was offended and that's why He didn't miraculously open my doors for me when I asked. BAH.