Sevens

Courtesy of PigsTales circa 2005.

7 things I plan to do before I die

1.       Road trip the United States (visiting every state goes along with this dream)

2.       Live “somewhere else” for a summer…or two.

3.       Go skiing

4.       Travel to at least 4 continents

5.       Own a house

6.       Get married

7.       Never live without the ocean

7 things I can do

1.       Jigsaw puzzles.

2.       Read aloud well

3.       Tell a good story

4.       Use wild hand gestures when speaking

5.       Get an excellent tan

6.       Remember the words to many songs

7.       Complain

7 things I cannot do

1.       Say no

2.       Resist my obsessive/compulsive personality

3.       Play sports that involve a ball or any type of coordination

4.       Eat quickly (or at a normal pace)

5.       Listen to music in the car without singing along

6.       Walk in heels

7.       Choose

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex/another person

1.       A perfect ratio of nerdiness to normalcy

2.       Good spelling and punctuation (must have better grammar than my high school students or else it’s weird)

3.       Humor that aligns with mine

4.       Nice teeth

5.       Decent style (or generally positive awareness of what they wear)

6.       Nice hands (not too rough, not too girly, appropriately sized to mine)

7.       Not ugly shoes (a weird deal breaker, bad shoes and you’re out)

7 things that I say most often

1.       “Medium”

2.       “Yo”

3.       “We’re going to die”

4.       “Wildly.” Or “Mildly”

5.       “Bitch ass hoe”

6.       “Really?  Because I thought…” (Said in a deeply sarcastic valley girl voice in response to most obvious statements)

7.       “Safety”

7 celebrity crushes

1.       Joseph Gordon-Levitt

2.       Alec Baldwin

3.       “The Rock” Dwayne Johnson (Loooooooveeee him)

4.       Adam Brody

5.       Jesse Williams

6.       Ryan Gosling

7.       Pauly D