80 – the number of miles I can go before my gas tank is empty and needs to be refilled with my zero dollars
26 – the number of minutes I had with my grade 10s today after the Hansen Idol ran long and before the code yellow evacuation of the school.
24 – the number of students who were pleased that I have now had to cancel their test because their entire review period was taken up by an emergency evacuation and a lame talent competition.
20 – the number of idiot students who are failing or close to failing my class
18 – the number of minutes I had to spend outside with bare legs in the freezing wind. I knew I should have worn tights today.
12 – the number of contestants who sang at this afternoon’s “Hansen Idol” competition
9 – the number of contestants who sang POORLY at this afternoon’s “Hansen Idol” competition
7 – the number of grade 10 students who have tried to add me on Facebook today.
2 – the number of fires that were intentionally started in our school today by students.
1 – the number of days left until two weeks of Spring Break.
0 – the number of cocktails I have had today…this must change.
It’s times like this where I really wish I still lived in the States and I could just drop by the grocery store and grab a six pack to sit on my couch with. I know I could get some here but I would pay three times as much for a crappy selection.
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